Magic Tricks Revealed And Convoluted Linguistics

If you had realized earlier that incredible mess we’d be in had you not prepared ahead of time, we could have gotten away sooner. At least that’s what my girlfriend told me. This was before the magic tricks revealed show that we’d been waiting in line for so long to see. This was the magician melted our reality, and made it impossible to have a normal conversation without horribly convoluted verb tenses and subject noun agreements that would appear to have been beamed directly from the stratosphere. Of course, this comes with the territory when you accept tickets to a magic show from the director of an insane asylum.